Competition

12 Sep

I gone up the Farlington Marshes this morning. Bit disappointing.

I seen a evil blue tit.

I’m bored of blue tits.

Other things I’m bored of are this juvenile moorhen I seen up a tree. Moorhens are water birds. Trees are not water. Moorhens are stupid.

I am also bored of swallows I seen.

And cows’ arses.

I thought I was excited about this bird I seen but it ain’t even a bird even though it dun a flying.

This is a dreadful hobby. Birds should be ashamed of themselves.

Nevertheless, I’ve decided to do a competition.

While I was at Farlington Marshes, I seen this part of a bird.

If you can identify what bit of a bird it is, you could win a signed copy of my bird identifying book that I haven’t written yet. It will be called “the brilliant baldmonkey birdseening bird identification book”. I will probably print it myself on my Epson Stylus SX200.

How to enter:

Comment on this post using the comment button at the bottom. In your comment do the answer to the question. I will pick a winner in my own time and sort out doing you a book. Closing date is in a week or two or maybe three. I’m not going to say “Good luck!” as clearly I don’t mean it if I really wanted to  give everyone who enters the competition good luck I’d just do you all a prize but I ain’t going to and I ain’t going to insult your intelligence neither.

UPDATE!

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED. MY MATE DAVE WON IT. SEE HERE FOR DETAILS AND A FREE DOWNLOAD OF THE BOOK.

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16 Responses to “Competition”

  1. Two Hats September 12, 2012 at 2:20 pm #

    Is it a goldfinch?

    • manolith September 13, 2012 at 10:19 am #

      he didn’t say it was from a TROPICAL bird, silly

  2. PsychoChomp September 12, 2012 at 2:26 pm #

    Is it a mouldy drumstick?

  3. M o D September 12, 2012 at 2:51 pm #

    Is it a feather?

    • limbler September 12, 2012 at 6:09 pm #

      IT MIGHT NOT BE PART OF A BIRD,IT MIGHT BE PART OF A FEATHER DUSTER.

      • sue shi September 12, 2012 at 9:40 pm #

        It be afairy on a pogo stick

  4. doveston September 13, 2012 at 10:02 am #

    hi baldmonkey, i don’t know what bird it is from, i will have a guess. i think it is from a duck.

  5. Shackleford Hurtmore September 13, 2012 at 10:21 am #

    I think it the green hairy back of a Greenfinch, with a grey feather stuck in it.

    Please can I win the Nobel Prize for Bird Spotting instead?

  6. Dave September 13, 2012 at 11:17 am #

    It’s a fucking moth you retard.

  7. Windy Pig September 13, 2012 at 11:37 am #

    It’s probably a foot. Or a beak. Wait, do birds have feet?

  8. mmps September 13, 2012 at 11:54 am #

    it’s a tail feather off a cormorant. it probably lost it doing a flying or something.

  9. Claire Marsh September 13, 2012 at 5:00 pm #

    I bet it is it’s fucking face

  10. Alfonso Bongo September 14, 2012 at 11:30 am #

    I reckon it’s one of them Little Egrets you got so bored of a while back.

  11. Dave October 15, 2012 at 4:29 pm #

    Feather

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