You can’t spell “Boringd” without “Bird”

1 Dec

Today I gone to that bit of nice down the end of Southmoor Lane again. I seen loads of dead boring birds that I’ve already seen and some pipits I couldn’t identify. I suspect I seen a water pipit but I can’t be certain enough to cross it off the list. Someone needs to have a word with the BTO about culling boring and difficult to identify birds otherwise this birdseening stuff ain’t never going to catch on.

some sort of bloody pipitsodding magpiepoxy little egretOystercatchersOne of thosePiiiiiipitDullocka flock of curlewseswigeonA wheatear maybe. Or a pipit.

I can barely muster the enthusiasm to shout “FUNGUS I WIN” in your pathetic loser faces.

FUNGUSIWIN

No offence.

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