Big Garden Birdwatch

26 Jan

Today I done the RSPB’s big garden birdwatch thing. My garden is a lifeless wasteland though so I done it for my mum’s garden. It ain’t big but I seen the following:

1 x pied wagtail

1 x herring gull

2 x blackbird

4 x house sparrow

5 x starling

1 x woodpigeon

Genuine photo of starling.

Genuine photo of starling.

Genuine photo of house sparrow.

Genuine photo of house sparrow.

I thought that this was a bit boring and anyway all birdwatchers are liars. So, in deceitful RSPB style, here is the list I submitted:

half a dozen griffons

1 x massive owl wearing a hat

3 x stock dove

5 x stockier dove

a whole flock of osprey

8 x Bernard Matthew’s Turkey Drummers

77 x non-existent bearded tits

Well, that’s the list I wanted to submit but my mum wouldn’t let me. She said “two wrongs don’t make a right”. and threatened to withhold Dairylea Triangle privileges.

I’d be interested to hear what you seen when you done your big garden birdwatch.

If I were mentally subnormal.

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