Happy Birthday, Me. Thank You, Me.

20 May

It was my birthday today. None of you remembered. I celebrated by seening lots of mediocre birds in Portsmouth.

Herring Gull

Herring Gull

Woodlouse (mostly not a bird)

Woodlouse (mostly not a bird)

Woodpigeon

Woodpigeon

Starling

Starling

House sparrow going away

House sparrow going away

House sparrow with a house it caught

House sparrow with a house it caught

Herring gull over-optimistically seeking herrings

Herring gull over-optimistically seeking herrings

Then I wrote a list of bird-horror films. Here is the list of bird-horror films. Apologies to anyone who saw them already when I posted every single one on Twitter earlier.

Let the Shrike One In
House of Waxwing
The Masque of the Red Poll
The Texas Jackdaw Massacre
Godwitzilla
Don’t Rook Now
Draculark
Psycoot
The Phantom of the Ouzela
Ali-hen
Nosfulmartu
Frankenstint
The Fly (Catcher)
Irruption of the Body Snatchers
Army of Duckness
The Devil Rides Owls
Poltergeese
[Ren]
A Tale of Two Siskin
Halloweegret
The Wicker Mandarin
Creature from the Blackcap Lagoon
Dawn Chorus of the Dead
28 Jays Later…
Car-rhea
Tit and the Pendulum
An American Wheatear in London
Dotterellraiser
A Nightjar on Elm Street
Sweeney Todd: The Dunlin Barber of Fleet Street
The Ohen
I Walked with a Zombee-Eater
J(ackd)aws
Cranedead

I can’t wait for my next birthday.

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3 Responses to “Happy Birthday, Me. Thank You, Me.”

  1. Chris May 20, 2013 at 9:56 pm #

    Happy birthday, do I win a prize?

    • baldmonkeyseenabird May 20, 2013 at 10:16 pm #

      Yes. You win all the money in your local Co-op’s till. The secret code, so they know it is you, is that you must wave a knife around while shouting “GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE TILL”.

  2. baldmonkeyseenabird May 25, 2013 at 7:14 pm #

    More bird horror films. Some by me, some by @Forkie and some by @UForthBirder.

    Scr-emu
    Sparra’normal Activity
    Doctor Terrors House Of Harriers
    The Owling
    Interview With A Sandpiper
    The Hills Have Eiders
    Saw(bill)
    The Blair Twitch Project
    The Ring (Ouzel)

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