“Everybody Is Scum”

21 Jun

I saw some great grafitti in Havant today. It said “Everybody is scum”. I really liked it. Even though it clearly meant “Everybody is scum… except baldmonkey off of baldmonkeyseenabird”. But that would probably take too long to write.

Last night I gone up Farlington Marshes. I seen nothing good. Except some birds. Seening birds is rubbish. Birds are basically cancer of the sky.

Fuzzy brownington.

Fuzzy brownington.

An meadow pipit.

An meadow pipit.

Meadow pipit cleverly flying without wings.

Meadow pipit cleverly flying without wings.

Herring gull kissing a crab before tucking it up in bed and reading it a lovely story.

Herring gull kissing a crab before tucking it up in bed and reading it a lovely story.

A prick unable to read the many many signs instructing him to keep his dog on a lead. Because he was too busy phoning helplines for bald men with small penises.

A prick unable to read the many many signs instructing him to keep his dog on a lead in the nature reserve. Because he was too busy phoning helplines for mid-life-crisissy men with small penises.

The same fucking prick after I politely asked him to put his dog on a lead. He smuggly put the lead on the dog and didn't bother picking up the other end. He changed his mind though, when I got up to go after him. He made a sudden grab for the lead. Because he is a big fucking jessie.

The same fucking prick after I politely asked him to put his dog on a lead. He smuggly put the lead on the dog and didn’t bother holding the other end.

Some shelducks. Shelducks are called shelducks because of their snail like shells which they only ever shed to fly. Which they never do.

Some shelducks. Shelducks are called shelducks because of their snail like shells which they only ever shed to fly. Which they never do.

I hate you.

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