RSPB Arne

19 Jul

Today I gone to RSPB Arne. “Arne” as in “There ARNE’t any birds here.” That would work better if the RSPB spelt Arne better. But they don’t. Just to spite me.

Didn’t seen many birds. That’s my point.

Royal Society for the Hiding of Birds more like. Bastards.

Wood ants. Not being birds.

Wood ants. Not being birds.

Look at this wood ant. He isn't even trying to be a bird.

Look at this wood ant. He isn’t even trying to be a bird.

This horse is also not a bird.

This horse is also not a bird.

Here is a dragonfly. He is not a dragon. Which is a shame because dragons are a type of bird.

Here is a dragonfly. He is not a dragon. Which is a shame because dragons are a type of bird.

This dragonfly is also not a bird dragonfly.

This dragonfly is also not a bird dragonfly.

These dragonflies aren't even dragonflies, let alone birds. They are damselflies.

These dragonflies aren’t even dragonflies, let alone birds. They are damselflies.

This dragonfly is a tramp and he drinks metholated nectar while shitting in the doorway of Spar.

This dragonfly is a tramp and he drinks metholated nectar while shitting in the doorway of Spar.

This bird is a fuzzy brownington so he doesn't really count.

This bird is a fuzzy brownington so he doesn’t really count.

This is a young gull. As in "Young gull, get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run, gull. You're much too young, gull."

This is a young gull. As in “Young gull, get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run, gull. You’re much too young, gull.”

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