Hollybank Woods

21 Jul

Today I gone to Hollybank Woods. I think I seen a willow warbler.

Probably a willow warbler.

Probably a willow warbler.

The best way to tell if a bird is a willow warbler or a chaffinch is to stun it with a small club and cut it in half. Chiffchaffs have a clockwork mechanism whereas willow warblers are steam powered. Remember to stick the bird back together with No More Nails before releasing it back into the wild though, otherwise it may lose vital cogs and pistons which can be poisonous to snakes and jackals.

Also I seened these:

Hitler-Bird

Hitler-Bird

Helicopter

Helicopter

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