Ode To Kate Risely

10 Jun
Kate Risely with a "cuckoo".

Kate Risely with a “cuckoo”.

She came from the BTO
To let me and others know
Species Updates; informative and shocking,
In the pages of “Bird Watching”

(A monthly periodical full of lies
Which has, to date failed to secure the prize
Of an interview with me;
The exposer of the RSPB.)

With cuckoo in hand
And smile on face,
She wears her anorak
With such grace

That I occasionally forget she is a woman
And that, like all women, she is responsible for all the evil in the world.


4 Responses to “Ode To Kate Risely”

  1. baldmonkeyseenabird June 10, 2014 at 1:46 pm #

    Incidently. I done my research (here: https://baldmonkeyseenabird.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/the-brilliant-baldmonkey-birdseening-bird-identification-book.pdf).
    That “cuckoo” is a pigeon.

  2. daddyf1gp June 11, 2014 at 9:08 am #

    You would have thought that the so called “expert” would wear gloves or even gauntlets while handling a pigeon!

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