Genesis

13 Dec

When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” But then he saw they were showing repeats of Blind Date on Challenge and he did a little brown God-job in his celestial pants.

Pagham Harbour.

A oneness of redshank.

A oneness of redshank.

A plenty much of lapwing.

A plenty much of lapwing.

An obscuredness of stonechat.

An obscuredness of stonechat.

Grey plover? Maybe. He doesn't know. I don't know. We don't know.

Grey plover? Maybe. He doesn’t know. I don’t know. We don’t know.

Geese doing shapes in the sky. Just after this they done a big willy. Geese are immature at best. Silly geese. No soup for you.

Geese doing shapes in the sky. Just after this they done a big willy. Geese are immature at best. Silly geese. No soup for you.

Dunnock. Where the hell did he get that caterpillar in December? Dunnocks are evil sorcerers. No wonder the God tried to drown them all to bits.

Dunnock. Where the hell did he get that caterpillar in December? Dunnocks are evil sorcerers. No wonder the God tried to drown them all to bits.

Dirty godwit.

Dirty godwit.

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4 Responses to “Genesis”

  1. iveneverkilledapipit December 16, 2014 at 1:54 pm #

    Your dunnock is a female stonechat. It probably found the caterpillar in a stained canvas bag, like the dirty bird it is.

    • baldmonkeyseenabird December 16, 2014 at 3:24 pm #

      Filthy female stonechat. Dunnocking about. Something should be done. I’m going to write to my MP.

    • baldmonkeyseenabird December 16, 2014 at 3:25 pm #

      Did I get the grey plover right, then? ‘Cos for all I know, it could be a wasp kestrel.

      • iveneverkilledapipit January 1, 2015 at 5:28 pm #

        Yes. Wasp kestrels only go onto the mud in April as part of elaborate pranks.
        I’ve heard the mud really amplifies their buzzing

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