Groin Cheese

9 Jun

So Farlington Marshes.

This crow was all muddy because he was having a spa day. He'd been down Spar and bought some marzipan and the other crows all thought he was a ponce so they pushed him in the mud.

This crow was all muddy because he was having a spa day. He’d been down Spar and bought some marzipan and the other crows all thought he was a ponce for buying poncey marzipan so they pushed him in the mud.

Lapwing. So called because his wingspan is exactly the same length as a lap of Silverstone.

Lapwing. So called because his wingspan is exactly the same length as a lap of Silverstone.

Kestrel? Yestrel.

Kestrel? Yestrel.

Whitethroat here.

Whitethroat here.

Whitethroat there.

Whitethroat there.

Mute swan flying away from all the lady swans trying to snog him. Hence the expression "kissed as a mute". Or something.

Mute swan flying away from all the lady swans trying to snog him. Hence the expression “kissed as a mute”. Or something.

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