Tag Archives: buzzard

Blashford Lakes

10 Aug

Yesterday. Blashford Lakes. Me. Sexy.

Buzzard oiling the wheels of commerce with its lust fuelled advertising

Buzzard oiling the wheels of commerce with its lust fuelled advertising

Blue tit bringing everything around to himself

Blue tit bringing everything around to himself

The smuggest stock dove I have ever encountered

The smuggest stock dove I have ever encountered

Robin in autumn smudge plummage

Robin in autumn smudge plummage

Kestrel milking the air butter

Kestrel milking the air butter

Greenfinch tailor weaving tiny trousers for a ghost

Greenfinch tailor weaving tiny trousers for a ghost

Coal tit; does not burn as well as its name suggest

Coal tit; does not burn as well as its name suggests

Great White Egret

31 Aug

Today I gone to Blashford Lakes and seen lots of things including a great white egret. It would have been good but my back hurts and there were lots of people there and some spoke to me and I was all like “Yes, I am baldmonkey off of baldmonkeyseenabird.” and “No, you cannot have my autograph I hate you for having an awful hobby like birdwatching when you are clearly capable of talking to other people. You disgust me.”

Great white egret being far away.

Great white egret being far away.

Great white egret flying further away.

Great white egret flying further away.

Tom Selleck

Tom Selleck

Robin

Robin

Little grebe

Little grebe

Little grebe with loud and needy littler grebe.

Little grebe with loud and needy littler grebe.

Green sandpiper sort of thing.

Green sandpiper sort of thing.

Great Crested Grebes

Great Crested Grebes

Juvenile great crested grebe. Little great crested grebe. Crested grebe. No crest yet though as it is little. Grebe.

Juvenile great crested grebe. Little great crested grebe. Crested grebe. No crest yet though as it is little. Grebe.

Great crested grebe.

Great crested grebe.

FUNGUS! I WIN!

FUNGUS! I WIN!

Dunnock.

Dunnock.

Common tern.

Common tern.

Chaffinch.

Chaffinch.

Blue tit.

Blue tit.

Blackbird.

Blackbird.

Albatross.

Albatross.

Urgh! Disgusting! Kill it! Kill it!

Urgh! Disgusting! Kill it! Kill it!

Also, last weekend I gone to Baffins Pond and Rotherlands Nature Reserve but I didn’t bother uploading the photos because they were crap so here they are for you. I love you. Die.

Baffins Pond:

Moorhens.

Moorhens.

Cormorant trying to blend in with canada geese.

Cormorant trying to blend in with canada geese.

Canada goose.

Canada goose.

Black-headed gulls.

Black-headed gulls.

 

Rotherlands:

Grey wagtail.

Grey wagtail.

Dragon

Dragon

Buzzards.

Buzzards.

Buzzard.

Buzzard.

Bees.

Bees.

Half a magpie.

Half a magpie.

Buzzards Are Deplorable

25 Jul

Seen another buzzard in Bosham. Why are these dreadful little creatures always out of focus? Why don’t the RSPB do something about it?

BUZZARD

Buzzard

24 Jul

Yesterday at work I seen two buzzard over the car park. They are called buzzard because with such long slow moving wings it is very ‘ard for them to buzz. HAHAHAAH! I DUN A FUNNY!

Buzzard buzzarding with another buzzard.

Buzzard buzzarding with another buzzard.

Also buzzard.

Also buzzard.

Buzzard

8 Jun

Phone cameras are brilliant. Check out this amazing photo of a buzzard i dun. I seen it at Queen Elizabeth Country Park. Then I got sunburn. I hate the country. I reckon it could have been a honey buzzard and everything.

image

Slimbridge WWT

10 Jan

So, yesterday I gone to Slimbridge WWT. As well as lots of crippled birds in their zoo, I seen a crane and a bewick’s swan.

Crane.

Crane.

Bewick's swan.

Bewick’s swan.

But betters was the peregrine falcon attacking a buzzard and then getting attacked by lapwings. The RSPB could learn a thing or two from the WWT; if they laid on birds fighting each other to the death, I’d go to more of their reserves.

peregrine v buzzard 06 peregrine v buzzard 05 peregrine v buzzard 04 peregrine v buzzard 03 peregrine v buzzard 02 peregrine v buzzard 01 lapwing v peregrine

I also seen a few other things.

Unbouyant pochard

Unbouyant pochard

Twat

Twat

Pintail

Pintail

Perverts

Perverts

Lapwings

Lapwings

Chaos

Chaos

Jackdaw. The jackdaw is so-called because he highjacks doors and flies them into the sea.

Jackdaw. The jackdaw is so-called because he highjacks doors and flies them into the sea.

 

 

North Pole

23 Dec

So I gone to The North Pole and I seen a robin. Turns out The North Pole is closer than I thought. Proper chilly though. Didn’t take my camerara. Got some proper quality photos on my phonecam though. Phontos.

Robin

I also seen somes pochards.

A "some" of pochards

A “some” of pochards

And a buzzard.

Buzzard

Sign Spotting

10 May

Today I gone to Blashford Lakes and I seen some stuff. Here is the some stuff I seen.

Wren

Wren

Swift

Swift

Sand martin

Sand martin

Sand martin again

Sand martin again

Nuthatch

Nuthatch

Not a bird

Not a bird

Low grade pheasant

Low grade pheasant

Long-tailed tit

Long-tailed tit

Lapwing go away

Lapwing go away

Lapwing come back

Lapwing come back

I'm pretty sure it's a mistle thrush

I’m pretty sure it’s a mistle thrush

It might be a song thrush though

It might be a song thrush though

Great spotted woodpecker

Great spotted woodpecker

Great spotted woodpecker again

Great spotted woodpecker again

Great crested grebe

Great crested grebe

Fungus! I win!

Fungus! I win!

Fungus! I win! Again!

Fungus! I win! Again!

Chaffinch

Chaffinch

Canada goose and gooselets

Canada goose and gooselets

Buzzard

Buzzard

Blue tit

Blue tit

All in all, it was boring. So I invented sign spotting. It is easier, quicker and betterer. You can look at it HERE.

Waders

1 Mar

I been up Farlington Marshes and I seen a load of waders but I ain’t really sure what they are. Do you know what they are? They are probably all redshanks to be honest. I dunno.

Darth Wader

Darth Wader

Is this the wader Amarillo?

Is this the wader Amarillo?

I'm going to go out on a limb and identify these as dunlin. I think.

I’m going to go out on a limb and identify these as dunlin. I think.

I seen some other stuff too.

Black-tailed godwitses

Black-tailed godwitses

Curlew

Curlew

Fuzzy buzzard

Fuzzy buzzard

Grey Heron

Grey Heron

Little grebe.

Little grebe.

Pintail

Pintail

Redshank

Redshank

Ringed plover.

Ringed plover.

Ringed plovers.

Ringed plovers.

Shelduck.

Shelduck.

Someone spoke to me again today. Ruined everything.

Yawnithology

24 Jan

Been up Farlington Marshes. Seen repeats. Sometimes I get so bored birdseening that I imagine what political party the different birds would vote for. Most of them would vote for UKIP because they are mentally ill bigots. Fortunately they have wings instead of hands so they can’t hold a pen. I hate birds so very much.

A shoveler and a mute swan.

A shoveler and a mute swan.

A mixed flock of linnet and goldfinch.

A mixed flock of linnet and goldfinch.

Some lapwings with something else. Probably knots. Who cares? Stop hassling me.

Some lapwings with something else. Probably knots. Who cares? Stop hassling me.

I thought this might be a marsh harrier but it's a buzzard. Out of spite.

I thought this might be a marsh harrier but it’s a buzzard. Out of spite.

Avocets and oystercatchers.

Avocets and oystercatchers.

I dunno. Probably a female stonechat or something.

I dunno. Probably a female stonechat or something.

An I-dunno flying away.

An I-dunno flying away. Blurrily.

Incidentally, shovelers would, given half a chance, push for a communist regime, because they are idealists who refuse to learn by humanity’s mistakes. Tsk. Silly ducks.