Here are some of the things I seen since my last post. more of the same. boring/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Mediterranean Gull
19 JulI’ve just been to Prinsted and seen a mediterranean gull. Not well, mind. But I did. So there. I could tell it was mediterranean because there was a German gull nearby bailing it out.
This puts me on a total of 166 bird species seen in Britain to date. Which is a world record. Because I am the best at seening birds. Because it is a great hobby.
Radipole Lake
16 JulOn Sunday 12th I went to Radipole Lake in Weymouth to seen some birds. I was hoping to seen a mediterranean gull because I have not seen a mediterranean gull before Sunday 12th. I also did not on Sunday 12th. Or since Sunday 12th. This is a dreadful way to try and fill the time between birth and death. Sweet death. Wonderful welcoming death. It was a great day.
Puffins
28 JunSo last Thursday (25th June – FACT) I went to Haverfordwest and then on Friday I went to Skomer Island and then on Saturday I went to Stackpole and then on today I went to Newport Wetlands and then home again and between leaving my house and going back to my house I seen 61 different species of birds and that may not sound like a lot to some birdseeners but you have to remember I am better than you so shut up.
Here are some of the species I seen. Mostly on Skomer to be honest:
Giblet Envy
25 JunHere are some things I have seen which are birds in the last week I seen them.
Mostly near Pagham Harbour and Warblington. No links today. Search for them yourselves. You are not worth my effort.
And I heard a cuckoo near Pagham Harbour. But I couldn’t photo the noise. You filth horse.
Curlew Sandpiper
31 MaySo yesterday I gone up Titchfield Haven and seen some birds but better than that there was this bloke with a wooden leg who I think was a pirate or something and all the woodpeckers were pecking at his leg and it kept getting shorter and he could only walk in circles and then he fell over and the pirate police caught him and he said “Well I’ll be stumped.” or something. I had a jacket potato with beans for lunch there.
Stuff
20 AprHere are some stuff I seen since I last posted. Not saying when. Not saying where. I give and I give and I give and you people show no gratitude.
Bird Photography – Tips From A Master
8 MarYesterday I went to Blashford Lakes and seen some birds so I could write you this guide to doing bird photos as good as me. You are welcome.
Bird Photography
Tips From A Master
By baldmonkey
Rule of Thirds
Even the most amateurist photographers know the rule of thirds. Put simply, you only ever need to get about a third of your subject in frame.
Lines
When composing your shot consider the use of the lines in view. Try to use them to draw the eye naturally towards the subject of the photo. If this is not possible at the time, remember you can always use photo software to subtly enhance the picture later. See how the first chaffinch is dull and the second vibrant.
Path of Motion
In action photos it is important to consider the subject’s path of motion. You want to aim to have the bird as near the edge as possible, so that people don’t have to wait long when they are imagining the bird going away.
Focus
Like all glamour photography, bird photos are better in soft focus. Edges are like paper-cuts to the retina.
Background
There is nothing more boring than just all trees and that in the background of a wildlife photo. If that is all you captured you can always make the background more exciting in Photoshop or Pixlr.
Light
You don’t want too much glare off of the birds’ sweaty feathers so try to shoot in as low light as possible. Light is the natural enemy of the photographer.
Camera Settings
The many settings on your high-class camera may seem confusing. But they can be easily conquered if you know what they are for.
ISO – ISO stands for I. S. O. and is best used as an afterthought. Perhaps during a dinner party.
Exposure – Exposure is good because if you get lots of it you can be famous. Set it high.
Aperture – I don’t know. Is it like an overture or something. Probably not important.
Auto – This is the mode you should set your camera to. At all times. Always.